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Saturday, April 24, 2010

surreal

i'm writing this blog with great sadness.
sherman has died
in the form of me
and a good friend
getting smashed into coming home leaving Weston.

my truck is totaled
my arm and head are sore
and my neck is going to hurt a lot in the morning.

but i'm alive
and God spared everyone involved.
i just wish i had sherman back.

.caraccidentsarewaytofast.

-Lnk-

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

them's are fighting words

man i want to eat something so so badly.
but i can't.
actually i can
i'm just choosing not to.
trying to get things into shape
and not let my body dictate what i do.

i'm going to sleep soon and i know it will feel great.
love you
and know that you aren't alone.

.sleepytime.

-Lnk-

Monday, April 19, 2010

random/poop

marshmallows being burnt to a crisp.
taste like french fries.
i had a pet turtle once, he committed suicide by stabbing himself with barbie's leg.
i'm not thinking about anything though.
if that guy had looked at me once more, i would have held him down and farted in his mouth.
*sigh*
McDonald's gets a bad wrap. the food ain't the best for you and it might survive a nuclear holocaust, but i can't get enough of their fries.
(shakes head)
the sparrow said to his girlfriend the squirrel "Why does our house smells like fleas? You seeing a dog?"
the cat went in the house and made pancakes.
Dorothy never went over the rainbow, guess she died disappointed.
a leprechaun ate the chocolate coins.
i wish i would've been alive when asbestos was a threat. then i could have something to brag about or a some weird superpower that i gathered from the poisoning."
my ass is beautiful.
i agree.
the man ate magical broccoli and turned his house into a tree.
Obama, Obama, Obama.
don't ever upset a Columbian preacher, he'll rip your butt cheeks apart.
i hate brussel sprouts.
flossing prevents heart disease and you shouldn't eat pieces of plastic.
aralC made that up.


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.doneanddone.

-Lnk-

Monday, April 12, 2010

i hate

slow websites.
bad drivers.
overwhelming school work.
complaining kids.
smelly rooms.
stuffy teachers.
the "check engine" light.
soggy bread.
tighty whities.
not having deodorant.
recycled pop music.
people who think they are one thing but really aren't.
TAPS.
that Boy Meets World isn't on tv anymore.
that i can't spend everyday with everyone.
if you disagree with Obama's policies you're racist.
if you agree with Obama's policies you're racist.
Paul and Jan Crouch.
the Olympics interrupting The Office.
the delete button.
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.somuchmorebutsolittetime.

-Lnk-

Sunday, April 4, 2010

late night, long weekend

a lot was done this weekend.
it was good.
but now it's Sunday night/Monday morning
and the week is rearing its ugly head back up.

i'm usually good at not worrying
and that helps me get through the majority of stuff.
i just can't wait to go to work tomorrow
and see all the kids again.

although i don't wake up early ever
i want to.
just so i can be up for more of my day.
but my bed does not let go that easily.

i wrote a song.
and i like it.
and i should be recording it soon.

got the xbox hacking going on again.
feels good to be in the old routine of things,
especially when the routine consists of sticking it to the man
to the tune of +$2,000.

lots of Easter candy.
try to destroy as much as i can.
here's to cavities
and eating badly before the week ACTUALLY starts.

.goodnightworld.

-Lnk-

Saturday, April 3, 2010

i know what i want

and its you.

.furniture.

-Lnk-