random/poop

marshmallows being burnt to a crisp.
taste like french fries.
i had a pet turtle once, he committed suicide by stabbing himself with barbie's leg.
i'm not thinking about anything though.
if that guy had looked at me once more, i would have held him down and farted in his mouth.
*sigh*
McDonald's gets a bad wrap. the food ain't the best for you and it might survive a nuclear holocaust, but i can't get enough of their fries.
(shakes head)
the sparrow said to his girlfriend the squirrel "Why does our house smells like fleas? You seeing a dog?"
the cat went in the house and made pancakes.
Dorothy never went over the rainbow, guess she died disappointed.
a leprechaun ate the chocolate coins.
i wish i would've been alive when asbestos was a threat. then i could have something to brag about or a some weird superpower that i gathered from the poisoning."
my ass is beautiful.
i agree.
the man ate magical broccoli and turned his house into a tree.
Obama, Obama, Obama.
don't ever upset a Columbian preacher, he'll rip your butt cheeks apart.
i hate brussel sprouts.
flossing prevents heart disease and you shouldn't eat pieces of plastic.
aralC made that up.


.....................................................


.doneanddone.

-Lnk-