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Sunday, April 27, 2008

3 in 1 night

so i was getting ready to go to sleep
and this smell creeps over my shoulder
and into my nostrils.

i turn around and the family dog is covered in poop!
feces, crap, bowel movements, doo doo smells worse,
mudbutt, diarrhea, anal excrement.
whatever you call it, it was awful smelling.

seeing as i'm the only person up this late at night
it was my duty to clean off the dootie.
i came severely close to throwing chunks 3 times.
it was horrible.

she is now dry, running around the house like nothing happened.

.smelly dog.

-Lnk-

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